Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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