I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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