just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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