the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Randomize
