Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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