biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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