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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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