i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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