i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
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