whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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