1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
they call him Oral-B. enough said
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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