where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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