I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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