So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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