strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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