when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
