dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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