Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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