she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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