think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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