She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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