Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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