do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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