so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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