Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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