That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
we're so committed to being not committed
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