i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Randomize
