YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My hand turned me down
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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