i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We named our party play list daddy issues
do herpes really smell.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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