I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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