so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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