I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
two words...techno handjob
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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