Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
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