when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I had to cum in my sink.
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