Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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