biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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