btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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