i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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