I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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