You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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