I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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