physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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