I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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