So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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