about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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