i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
We need to rekindle our bromance
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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