1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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