the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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