dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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