God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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