So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
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