Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I wish i was in the wii world.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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