I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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