we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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