You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Randomize