So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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